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'''Medical management''' is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problem.
 
'''Medical management''' is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problem.
  

Revision as of 12:55, 26 March 2017

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Medical management is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problem.


A Common Conversation


Surgeon: Are you Medicine?

Medicine: Why yes, and how are you to-

Surgeon: Can you consult? You know, for medical management.

Medicine (rolls eyes): And what medical problems do they have?

Surgeon (after long pause): None. (Awkward pause.) If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. (Hangs up.)

Medicine: FML.


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