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'''Medical management''' is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problem.
'''A Common Conversation'''
----
''Surgeon'': Are you Medicine?
''Medicine'': Why yes, and how are you to-
'''Surgeon''': Can you consult? You know, for '''medical management'''.
'''Medicine''' ([[Eye-Rolling|rolls eyes]]): And what medical problems do they have?
'''Surgeon''' (after long pause): None. (Awkward pause.) If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. ''(Hangs up.)''
'''Medicine''': FML.
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'''A Common Conversation'''
----
''Surgeon'': Are you Medicine?
''Medicine'': Why yes, and how are you to-
'''Surgeon''': Can you consult? You know, for '''medical management'''.
'''Medicine''' ([[Eye-Rolling|rolls eyes]]): And what medical problems do they have?
'''Surgeon''' (after long pause): None. (Awkward pause.) If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. ''(Hangs up.)''
'''Medicine''': FML.
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]