Milk-Alkaline Battery Syndrome


Milk-alkaline battery syndrome is defined by the high intake of milk products and alkaline batteries, leading to elevated calcium, zinc, and manganese levels.


Insanity: why are you taking batteries PO?


  1. Stop drinking milk[1][2][3]
  2. Stop talking calcium supplements
  3. Stop eating batteries

Additional Topics

- Alkaline Water

- Bicarbonate

- Chloride

- Milkaman

- Milky Way

- PTHrp


  1. New Study Shows Father’s Breast Milk Improves Babies’ Intelligence over Mother’s Breast Milk (Gomerblog)
  2. Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines (Gomerblog)
  3. Milk Fat Prolongs Survival of Government Dietary Recommendations (Gomerblog)

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