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A '''penlight''' is a [[Pen|pen-shaped]] light that can be used only once to examine the [[Pupils|pupils]] and oropharynx before its crappy battery dies. If it happens to last more than one use, expect to lose the '''penlight''' within one week.
'''Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom'''
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Never mistake a '''penlight''' for a [[Tampon|tampon]].
[[Category:Medical Device]]