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| − | Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/replete-potassium/ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium]</ref> Short of this, file the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' under the same category as the [[Brachial Plexus]], [[Krebs Cycle]], and [[Michaelis-Menten Equation]]: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're [[Karen Weaselsnout-Jones]], in which case you probably memorized this.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-spanish/ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/oxidative-phosphorylation/ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now]</ref> (Gunner.) | + | Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/replete-potassium/ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium (Gomerblog)]</ref> Short of this, file the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' under the same category as the [[Brachial Plexus]], [[Krebs Cycle]], and [[Michaelis-Menten Equation]]: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're [[Karen Weaselsnout-Jones]], in which case you probably memorized this.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-spanish/ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/oxidative-phosphorylation/ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now (Gomerblog)]</ref> ([[Top Gunner|Gunner]].) |
'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| − | + | * [[Bicarbonate]] | |
| − | + | * [[Menometrorrhagia]] | |
| − | + | * [[Periodic Table of Pain Meds]] | |
| − | + | * [[Sodium]] | |
| − | + | * [[Potassium]] | |
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Latest revision as of 04:53, 5 December 2017
Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the Periodic Table of Elements is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?[1] Short of this, file the Periodic Table of Elements under the same category as the Brachial Plexus, Krebs Cycle, and Michaelis-Menten Equation: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're Karen Weaselsnout-Jones, in which case you probably memorized this.[2][3][4][5][6][7] (Gunner.)
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- ↑ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now (Gomerblog)
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