Difference between revisions of "Periodic Table of Elements"

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Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the Periodic Table of Elements is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?^[1] Short of this, file the Periodic Table of Elements under the same category as the Brachial Plexus, Krebs Cycle, and Michaelis-Menten Equation: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're Karen Weaselsnout-Jones, in which case you probably memorized this.^{[2][3][4][5][6][7]} (Gunner.)

Related Reading

- Bicarbonate

- Menometrorrhagia

- Sodium

- Potassium

References

1. ↑ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium
2. ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
3. ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle
4. ↑ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop
5. ↑ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration
6. ↑ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor”
7. ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now

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