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# NSAID '''piñatas''' - Ibuprofen is the most commonly prescribed piñata, though patients are allowed to play with it only every 6 or 8 hours in order to prevent stomach upset or renal failure.
# Narcotic '''piñatas''' - Narcotic piñatas are a favorite among patientsThe classic '''piñata'''.
'''Special Types'''
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A particular favorite among health care providers is the indestructible Dilaudid '''piñata''', where a patient is also allowed to obtain Dilaudid if they can get it out of the piñata. Though they try and try and try, they never succeed, which is hilarious because what the patients don't know is that the '''piñata ''' is made from bulletproof Kevlar.
[[Category:Medical Device]]
[[Category:Medications]]