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'''The Office of the Surgeon General Under Trent-Adams'''
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#On April 29, 2017, Acting Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams admitted she was unsure who to page regarding the nation's low magnesium level.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/nurse-surgeon-general/ New Nurse Surgeon General Unsure Who to Page about Nation’s Slightly Abnormal Magnesium Level]</ref> She did not comment on the nation's potassium level.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/replete-potassium/ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium]</ref>
#On May 25, 2017, Trent-Adams decided to attack to the opioid epidemic by giving the country a "whopping dose" of Narcan, somewhere on the order of 4 million mg x 1 dose.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/whopping-dose-narcan/ Surgeon General to Reverse Opioid Epidemic with Whopping Dose of Narcan]</ref>
 
 
'''More Elecrolyte Reading, Hooray!'''
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- [[Bicarbonate]]
 
- [[Chloride]]
 
- [[Magnesium]]
 
- [[Phosphorus]]
 
- [[Potassium]]

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