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#On September 8, 2014, President Obama announced that a colleague of Murthy, Surgeon General Rear Admiral Boris Lushniak would be replaced by Nurse Practitioner General Melody Paton.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/surgeon-general/ Obama Replaces Surgeon General with Nurse Practitioner General]</ref>
#On November 5, 2016, Murthy admitted that condoms do in fact suck.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/surgeon-general-2/ httpSurgeon General Admits://gomerblog.com/2015/11/surgeon-general-2/Condoms “Kinda Suck”]</ref>
#On December 1, 2016, Murthy finally did what we all expected: he consulted the Hospitalist General for medical management of the public's medical problems.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/hospitalist-general/ Surgeon General Consults Hospitalist General for Medical Management]</ref>