A List of Things We Can Comfortably Blame Anesthesia For
From Gomerpedia
- Acid-base disorders
- Alex Ovechkin's inability to bring home the Stanley Cup
- Any surgical case that runs long[1]
- Atrocious vaginitis
- Benghazi[2]
- Bad coffee
- Bad WiFi connection
- The betrayal of Jesus by Judas
- Bounce back or readmission
- Bowties
- Cat scratch fever
- Chernobyl
- Child is crying
- The Civil War
- Computer mouse not working
- Constipation[3][4][5]
- Da Vinci
- Daylight Saving Time
- Death
- Death of Superman
- Diarrhea
- Double bogeys
- Dr. Oz
- Drought
- Earwax[6]
- Epic
- The extinction of the dinosaurs
- Failed relationship
- Famine
- The Falcons chokejob in Super Bowl LI[7]
- Favorite sports team lost
- Febrile illness
- Fevers and chills
- Flat tire
- Food is cold
- Forgot your wallet
- Genitals caught while zipping pair of pants
- Global warming[8]
- Halo's Master Chief in a halo
- Herpes
- Hindenburg Disaster
- Holes in underwear
- Hypoxia
- The I-85 Northbound Bridge collapse in Atlanta[9]
- Insomnia
- Influenza
- The intentional walk in baseball
- Joint Commission
- The La La Land mix-up at the 2017 Oscars[10]
- LeBron James leaving Cleveland for South Beach
- LeBron James returning to Cleveland from South Beach
- Lice
- Lost keys
- Lost pens[11]
- Low sperm counts
- Man buns
- Medication side effects
- Meningismus
- Milli Vanilli's lip-syncing Grammy fiasco[12]
- Mittelschmerz[13]
- The musical Cats
- Nickelback
- The obesity epidemic
- One-way roads
- The opioid epidemic
- Overalls
- A mime who is subpar
- Pants that are too tight
- Paper cuts
- Phone died[14]
- Pocket watches
- Polar ice caps melting
- Poverty
- Pulled over for speeding
- Rotten food
- Sh*tty weather
- Small penises
- The Space Bar on the keyboard is sticky
- The Spanish Inquisition
- Speeding ticket
- Staff meeting that never ends
- A stain that won't come out
- Stolen car
- Stolen credit card
- Stubbed your toe and it really f**king hurts
- Sunburn
- Syphilis
- Taxation without representation
- Taxation with representation
- That itch you can't scratch
- Thorns
- Traffic
- Trichomoniasis
- Turbulence
- Typhoons
- Uneven sidewalks
- United Airlines' new Pre-Beating Pre-Boarding policy[15][16][17]
- Vietnam War
- Wayne Gretzky getting traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings
- Well-done steaks
- West Nile Virus
- World War II
Further Reading
Gomerblog References
- ↑ Regional Anesthesia Blamed for 20 Minute Case Delay Despite GYN Intern Taking Over 1 Hour to Close
- ↑ Hillary Clinton Blames Benghazi on Anesthesia
- ↑ Joint Commission Creates New “Primary Constipation Center” Certification
- ↑ Updated 2016 Code Constipation Algorithm
- ↑ Constipation is an Admitting Diagnosis Apparently
- ↑ Breaking: New Earwax Impaction Guidelines Released, World Rejoices
- ↑ Falcons Blame Super Bowl Loss on Anesthesia
- ↑ Earth Day News: After 4.5 Billion Years, Earth Remains Full Code
- ↑ Atlanta Uses Heparin Bridge for Collapsed, Subtherapeutic Part of I-85
- ↑ Warren Beatty, La La Land Blame Oscar Best Picture Mix-Up on Anesthesia
- ↑ Nurses, Doctors on Pace to Lose Over 1 Trillion Pens in 2015
- ↑ Milli Vanilli No Longer Blames It on the Rain, Blames Anesthesia Instead
- ↑ Mittelschmerz Pelvic Pale Ale a Hit in Mid-Cycle Menstruating Females
- ↑ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air
- ↑ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital
- ↑ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
- ↑ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia
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