Revised Erection Hardness Score
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The Revised Erection Hardness Score (or REHS) is a revised version of the Erection Hardness Score to help men rate the hardness of their erections.
Questions on the Revised Erection Hardness Score
Question 1 (similar to the original Erection Hardness Score): How would you rate the hardness of your erection?
- 0 - I can't find my penis!!!!
- 1 - Oh there it is!
- 2 - Wait, no, that wasn't my penis!
- 3 - Oh, there it is again! Phew! Tricky little fella!
- 4 - Okay what was the question? I was too busy playing with my penis.
Question 2: Once again, how would you rate the hardness of your erection?
- 0 - Like a deflated balloon
- 1 - Like a Slinky
- 2 - Lika a totem poll
- 3 - Can be used as a pedestrian walkbridge if needed
- 4 - Bullet proof