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'''Ancef (cefazolin)''' is a medication beloved by surgeons because of its ability to prevent (and even treat) infections, so much so that may surgeons, in particular orthopods, name their sons and daughters '''Ancef'''.<ref>Orthopod Names First-Born Son Ancef</ref>

'''Ancef''' is adminstered via an '''Ancef''' pump, which orthopods treat with admiration and affection.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/new-subspecialty-focused-atls-trauma-guidelines/ Do You Know Your ABCs by Subspecialty?(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure(Gomerblog)]</ref> They will even resort to using [[Stethoscope|stethoscopes]] to try to listen to the '''Ancef''' pump and make sure it is functionining properly.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/orthopod-auscultates-ancef-pump/ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump(Gomerblog)]</ref> No orthopod has ever successfully given up Ancef for their New Year's Resolution.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/new-years-resolutions/ New Year’s Resolutions by Medical Specialty(Gomerblog)]</ref>