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| | '''Brock Hammersley''' is an orthopedic surgeon. | | '''Brock Hammersley''' is an orthopedic surgeon. |
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| | '''Notable Events in the Life of Brock''' | | '''Notable Events in the Life of Brock''' |
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| − | '''2015'''
| + | #On February 21, 2017, '''Brock Hammersley''' wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with [[RVRRRRR|RVR]] and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/orthopod-puzzled-biceps/ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps]</ref> |
| − | #On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/hospital-marvin-gaye/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye (Gomerblog)]</ref>
| + | #On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today]</ref> |
| − | #On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''2016'''
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| − | #On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On July 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/epic-consult-once-upon-a-time/ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''2017'''
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| − | #On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, '''Hammersley''' declared that day "National Bone Day."
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| − | #On February 21, 2017, '''Brock Hammersley''' wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with [[RVRRRRR|RVR]] and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/orthopod-puzzled-biceps/ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps (Gomerblog)]</ref> | |
| − | #On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today (Gomerblog)]</ref> | |
| − | #On June 18, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/orthopaedic-surgeon-admits-to-inventing-crossfit-to-finance-college-for-his-children/ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | #On July 13, 2017, '''Hammersley''' rushed home from work, his jaws locked around the femur like a vice, and buried the bone in his backyard with urgency.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/bury-bone-backyard/ Orthopod Rushes Home to Bury Bone in the Backyard (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''Related Reading'''
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| − | * [[Can you post a really small picture of a femur?]]
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| − | * [[Ex Fix]]
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| − | * [[External Fixation]]
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| − | * [[Hip Pain]]
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| − | * [[How many bones are there in the human body?]]
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| − | * [[I Have a Bone to Pick with You]]
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| − | * [[Is it true that every time a bone breaks an orthopod cries?]]
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| − | * [[Orthopod]]
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| − | * [[Pro Bono]]
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| − | * [[Should I go into Orthopaedic Surgery?]]
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| − | * [[Steroids]]
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| − | * [[Tom Price]]
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| − | * [[WBAT]]
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| − | * [[What is an orthopedic surgeon's favorite eating utensil?]]
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