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'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock'''
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#On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye]</ref>
#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation]</ref>
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref>
#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
#In On early November 20152016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>
#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref>