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The '''New York Mets''' (or '''New York Metastases''') are a [[Major Depressive Disorder|depressing]] American professional baseball team that really needs to think about changing its name. They are a member of the National League East with [[Malignant Attending Awareness Month|metastatic disease]] and have a life expectancy of 6 months or less. | The '''New York Mets''' (or '''New York Metastases''') are a [[Major Depressive Disorder|depressing]] American professional baseball team that really needs to think about changing its name. They are a member of the National League East with [[Malignant Attending Awareness Month|metastatic disease]] and have a life expectancy of 6 months or less. | ||
Revision as of 08:06, 11 March 2017
The New York Mets (or New York Metastases) are a depressing American professional baseball team that really needs to think about changing its name. They are a member of the National League East with metastatic disease and have a life expectancy of 6 months or less.
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