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The Most popular airline for Hospital Administrators.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref>
  
The most popular airline for hospital administrators.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref>  Doctors<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> are rarely allowed to fly this airline, or if they do, it is highly recommended that they wear NHL goaltender attire in order to keep protected.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref>
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Doctors<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> are rarely allowed to fly this airline. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref>
  
  
 
'''History'''
 
'''History'''
 
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In 2017, '''United Airlines''' beat down a doctor who was seated on their plane, an action condoned only by one person: [[Peter Edelstein]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-14-united-memes/ Top 14 United Airlines Memes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref>  It took nearly 48 hours for '''United Airlines''' to right their wrong amidst social media backlash, and did so by finally [[Blame Anesthesia|blaming anesthesia]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref>
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In 2017 they beat-down a doctor who was seated on their plane.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-14-united-memes/ Top 14 UNITED Airlines Memes]</ref>
  
 
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'''References'''
'''Gomerpedia Advice'''
 
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When flying any airline but especially '''United Airlines''' and the flight staff asks "Is there a doctor on the plane?" protect against tooth loss and concussions by keeping your hand down.
 
 
 
 
 
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Revision as of 18:28, 13 April 2017

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The Most popular airline for Hospital Administrators.[1]

Doctors[2] are rarely allowed to fly this airline. [3]


History


In 2017 they beat-down a doctor who was seated on their plane.[4]

References


  1. United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital
  2. United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia
  3. Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
  4. Top 14 UNITED Airlines Memes


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