Difference between revisions of "Organ Donation"
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'''Organ donation''' refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/organ-samples/ Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)]</ref> Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes. | '''Organ donation''' refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/organ-samples/ Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)]</ref> Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes. | ||
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| + | #Opt-in - Opt-in '''organ donation''' requires that donors specifically sign up to donate sousaphones, trumpets, etc. Opt-in is found in the United States. | ||
| + | #Opt-out - Opt-out '''organ donation''' rests on presumed consent in which everyone is a donor of music instruments unless they opt-out. Opt-out is found in Spain and France. | ||
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Revision as of 04:17, 11 July 2017
Organ donation refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.[1][2] Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes.
Types of Organ Donation
There are two main types of organ donation:
- Opt-in - Opt-in organ donation requires that donors specifically sign up to donate sousaphones, trumpets, etc. Opt-in is found in the United States.
- Opt-out - Opt-out organ donation rests on presumed consent in which everyone is a donor of music instruments unless they opt-out. Opt-out is found in Spain and France.
Read More
- Heart
- Lungs
- Liver
- Kidney
References
- ↑ Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)
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