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[[File:Gerard van Honthorst 001.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"'']] '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by workingall freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog. com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Christmas Poems'''
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Two of the most popular There are several favorite '''Christmas''' poems are :  #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]"#"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]" and #"[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/submitting-a-little-articlepoem-for-the-christmas-season/ Twas the Night of Call]"#"[http://gomerblog.com/20152013/12/night-afterbefore-christmas-in-the-er/ Twas the Night After Before Christmasin the ED]."
'''Christmas Carols & Men's Health'''
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According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your BallBalls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Fun Facts'''
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Kind #'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], nodoesn't it?#The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds (Gomerblog)]</ref>  '''Related Topics'''----* [[God]]* [[New Year's Day]]* [[Pontificate]]* [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/pope-francis-blessing/ Pope Francis]* [[Seminary Vesicles]]* [[Tickle Me Jesus]]* [[Twelve Days of Christmas]]
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
[[Category:Pastoral Care]]
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