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The '''Mayo Clinic''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ world-class medical institution] in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by [[Ketchup Packet|Hellmann's]].<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/chipotle-mayo-doing-all-heavy-lifting-sandwich-56314 Chipotle Mayo Doing All The Heavy Lifting In Sandwich (The Onion)]</ref><ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-researchers-cant-even-bring-themselves-f-56445 Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly (The Onion)]</ref> '''Fun Facts'''----* The '''Mayo Clinic''' was the birthplace of the first pneumatic tube system for patient transport.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/pneumatic-tube/ Pneumatic Tube System for Patient Transport a Huge Success (Gomerblog)]</ref>* The '''Mayo Clinic''' is the only medical institution in the world to require males to wear three-piece [[Contact Precautions|contact precautions]] suits.* The '''Mayo Clinic''' took over the status of No. 1 hospital once the [[Cleveland Clinic]] came out as anti-vax.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/mayo-secretly-celebrates-1-cleveland-clinic-comes-anti-vax-invalidates-credibility/ Mayo Secretly Celebrates New #1 Status After Cleveland Clinic Comes Out Anti-Vax (Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Related Condiments'''----* [[Light Mayo Clinic]]* [[Ketchup Clinic]]* [[Extra-Virgin Olive Oil]]* [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]* [[Ranch Dressing]]* [[Sandwich Note]]* [[Turkey Sandwich]] '''References'''----<references />
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