Difference between revisions of "Protamine Sulfate"

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"Hey, intern! This salmon looks aggressive again. Go.. put on some gloves and, you know... help him help himself"

Protamine sulfate is an antidote to heparin and helps slow down the onset of action and increase the duration when paired with insulin. It was originally isolated from the sperm of salmon. If it weren't for these medical uses, male salmon would always be "ramped up, aggressive, and sexually charged."^[1]

Related Reading

• Blood Thinner
• Coumadin (Warfarin)
• FISH
• Flagella
• Navy
• Lovenox (Enoxaparin)
• Sperm Whale
• Testicular Tadpoles

References

1. ↑ Protamine Shortage Amid Strike at Salmon Sperm Acquisition Factory (Gomerblog)

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