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[[File:Emergency Graham Crackers.jpg|500px450px|thumb|leftright|''"And by golly I will break the glass!"'']]
'''Graham crackers''' are a means by which health care personnel stay nourished within a [[Hospital|hospital]], which explains a recent study showing that 97% of the world's '''graham cracker''' supply is located somewhere in a health care facility, for the specific reason of "just in case."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/97-worlds-graham-crackers/ 97% of World’s Graham Cracker Supply Located in Hospital Drawers, White Coat Pockets(Gomerblog)]</ref> However, interestingly enough, when one CEO replaced '''graham crackers''' with cardboard, no one seemed to notice the difference.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/09/hospital-replaces-graham-crackers-with-cardboard-nobody-notices/ Hospital Replaces Graham Crackers with Cardboard, Nobody Notices (Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Related Topics'''----* [[Animal Crackers]]* [[Book of Delivery Menus]]* [[Chipotle Mexican Grill]]* [[ChooseMyPlate.gov Plate Portions for Hospital Personnel]]* [[Double Portions]]* [[Food with Morbidity]]* [[Fortune Cookie]]* [[Hunger Pain Scale]]* [[It is possible to have a 3-star Michelin dining experience in the hospital?]]* [[It's Crunch Time]]* [[McRib]]* [[Mediterranean Diet]]* [[Subterranean Diet]]* [[Placenta]]