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[[File:Hospicillin.jpg|500px|thumb|right]] '''Hospicillin''' is a penicillin derivative that treats patients by making them [[DNR]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/medical-team/ Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays]</ref> and sending to hospice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/palliative-care/ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice]</ref> '''Brand Names'''----Generic. '''Nicknames'''----The [[Blue Pill]]. '''Dosing'''----One-time dose. '''Route of Administration'''----However you can get it in there: PO, PR, IO, IV, OS, OU, you name it! ''See [[Route of Administration]]''. '''Indications'''----'''Hospicillin''' was approved by the [[FDA]] on March 1, 2017 for use in patients who are [[Full Code]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/hospicillin/ FDA Approves Hospicillin for Use in Patients Who are Full Code]</ref> '''Adverse Reactions'''----Nausea, [[Maculopapular Rash|maculopapular rash]], genital detachment. '''By the Way'''----Before you use '''hospicillin''', have you first tried yelling at your patient? ''See [[Peter Edelstein]] for more information''. '''Related Topics'''----* [[Ancef (Cefazolin)]]* [[Code Blue Drinking Game]]* [[Code Status]]* [[Comforter Care]]* [[Dead, dead, dead, dead...]]* [[DNR]]* [[Eye Hospice]]* [[Futilimab]]