Difference between revisions of "Titty Twist"

Latest revision as of 17:36, 19 October 2017

Once a maneuver to intimidate siblings or others, the titty twist or purple nurple has now been elevated to the role of medical maneuver by the American Academy of Neurology (AAN), proving to be more effective at eliciting a pain response than a sternal rub.^[1]

How to Perform a Titty Twist

Step 1: Grab one or both of your patient's nipples.

Step 2: Twist nipples a minimum of 360 degrees.

Step 3: Await patient response.

Step 4: Consult Plastic Surgery to reattach nipples.

Related Reading

• ChapNip
• Cleavage
• Gummy Bear Breast Implants
• Hyperplastic
• Saline Breast Implants
• Styrofoam Breast Implants
• Swedish Fish Breast Implants
• Tit for Tat

References

1. ↑ Study: Titty Twist Better Pain Stimulus Than Sternal Rub

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