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[[File:Sylvia Trent-Adams Official Portrait.jpg|450px|thumb|right|''Yes, we realize Jerome Adams is the current Surgeon General but we're too lazy to update the picture'']]
The '''Surgeon General''' of the United States is the the leading spokesperson on matters of public health in the U.S. government. The current acting '''Surgeon General''' is Sylvia-Trent Jerome Adams, who succeeded Vivek Murthy.
'''The Office of the Surgeon General Under Murthy'''
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#On September 8, 2014, President Obama announced that a colleague of Murthy, Surgeon General Rear Admiral Boris Lushniak would be replaced by Nurse Practitioner General Melody Paton.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/surgeon-general/ Obama Replaces Surgeon General with Nurse Practitioner General(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On November 5, 2016, Murthy admitted that condoms do in fact suck.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/surgeon-general-2/ Surgeon General Admits: Condoms “Kinda Suck”(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On December 1, 2016, Murthy finally did what we all expected: he consulted the Hospitalist General for medical management of the public's medical problems.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/hospitalist-general/ Surgeon General Consults Hospitalist General for Medical Management(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''The Next Surgeon General'''
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On December 2, 2016, President-elect Donald Trump announced he was appointing [[Dr. Oz|Dr. Mehmet Oz]] to the role of the '''Surgeon General''', saying, "No one knows this stuff better than the great and powerful Dr. Oz. No one. He’s the best. He’s ‘UGE.”<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/trump-to-appoint-dr-oz-as-surgeon-general/ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General(Gomerblog)]</ref> This is despite Trump suggesting to Gomerblog back in September of 2015 that if he was elected President would nominate [[Jenny McCarthy]] to the post.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/surgeon-general-trump/ If Elected, Trump to Appoint Jenny McCarthy as Surgeon General(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''The Office of the Surgeon General Under Trent-Adams'''
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#On April 29, 2017, Acting Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams admitted she was unsure who to page regarding the nation's low magnesium level.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/nurse-surgeon-general/ New Nurse Surgeon General Unsure Who to Page about Nation’s Slightly Abnormal Magnesium Level (Gomerblog)]</ref> She did not comment on the nation's potassium level.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/replete-potassium/ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium (Gomerblog)]</ref>#On May 25, 2017, Acting Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams decided to attack to the opioid epidemic by giving the country a "whopping dose" of Narcan, somewhere on the order of 4 million mg x 1 dose.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/whopping-dose-narcan/ Surgeon General to Reverse Opioid Epidemic with Whopping Dose of Narcan(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On June 23, 2017, Trent-Adams declared her hatred for the Pyxis Surgeon General.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/pyxis-surgeon-general/ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''The Office of the Surgeon General Under Adams'''
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He's been quiet, a little too quiet...
'''More Electrolyte Reading, Hooray!'''
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* [[Bicarbonate]]
* [[Chloride]]
* [[Magnesium]]
* [[Phosphorus]]
* [[Potassium]]