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'''Dizziness''' cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for "'''dizziness''' ''and'' giddiness."  If a patient presents with '''dizziness''', be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.
 
'''Dizziness''' cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for "'''dizziness''' ''and'' giddiness."  If a patient presents with '''dizziness''', be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.
  
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'''How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness'''
 
'''How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness'''
 
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DOCTOR: What seems to be the trouble?
 
  
PATIENT: I'm feeling dizzy.
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''Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?''
  
DOCTOR: And giddy?
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''Patient: I'm feeling dizzy.''
  
PATIENT: Come again?
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''Doctor: And giddy?''
  
DOCTOR: Are you also feeling giddy?
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''Patient: Come again?''
  
PATIENT: I'm afraid I don't understand.
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''Doctor: Are you also feeling giddy?''
  
DOCTOR: You know, dizzy and giddy?
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''Patient: I'm afraid I don't understand.''
  
PATIENT: Must the two go together?
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''Doctor: You know, dizzy and giddy?''
  
DOCTOR: Most certainly.  One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so.  It's like bread without [[Stick of Butter|butter]], washing without drying, or gonorrhea without chlamydia.''
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''Patient: Must the two go together?''
  
PATIENT: I see.
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''Doctor: Most certainly. One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so.  It's like bread without butter, washing without drying, or syphilis without chlamydia.''
  
DOCTOR: Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."
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''Patient: I see.''
  
PATIENT: Such an odd saying. Is it even real?  Who said it?
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''Doctor: Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."''
  
DOCTOR: ShakespeareBut alas, let me rephrase. Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?
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''Patient: Such an odd sayingIs it even real? Who said it?''
  
PATIENT: I'd like a new doctor, please.
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''Doctor: No one, I just made it up.  But alas, let me rephrase. Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?''
  
 
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''Patient: I'd like a new doctor, please.''
'''Additional Topics'''
 
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* [[Anger Management]]
 
* [[Burnout]]
 
* [[Dizzy Gillespie]]
 
* [[ICD-10]]
 
* [[Teetering]]
 
* [[Tightrope Walking]]
 
  
 
[[Category:Symptoms]]
 
[[Category:Symptoms]]
 
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
 
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]

Revision as of 07:02, 30 August 2016

Dizziness cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for "dizziness and giddiness." If a patient presents with dizziness, be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.


How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness


Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

Patient: I'm feeling dizzy.

Doctor: And giddy?

Patient: Come again?

Doctor: Are you also feeling giddy?

Patient: I'm afraid I don't understand.

Doctor: You know, dizzy and giddy?

Patient: Must the two go together?

Doctor: Most certainly. One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so. It's like bread without butter, washing without drying, or syphilis without chlamydia.

Patient: I see.

Doctor: Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."

Patient: Such an odd saying. Is it even real? Who said it?

Doctor: No one, I just made it up. But alas, let me rephrase. Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?

Patient: I'd like a new doctor, please.


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