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The sequel to '''''[[Full Metal Jacket]]''''', '''''Bare Metal Stent''''' is Stanley Kubrick's 1988 film that focuses on a platoon of cardiologists and how they keep coronary arteries patent.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken: This is my stent. There are many like it but this one is mine. My stent is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without plavix, my stent is useless. Without my stent I am useless. I must drug-elute my stent. I must drug-elute better than the coagulation cascade, which is trying to kill my stent. I must inhibit him before he inhibits my stent. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my stent and myself are defenders of the heart, we are the masters of coronary artery disease, we are the saviors of perfusion. So be it, until there is no coagulation, but laminar flow. Amen.
[[Category:Medical Movies]]
[[Category:Cardiology]]
