Difference between revisions of "Circus"

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A circus is a large form of public entertainment featuring exhibitions of pageantry (white coat shamings^[1] or black fleece ceremonies^[2]), feats of skill and daring (writing progress notes^[3] and denying patients narcotics), performing animals (patients with drug-seeking behavior), along with the funny slapstick antics of clowns (interns^[4] and medical students^[5]).

References

1. ↑ Resident’s White Coat Shortened in New Public Shaming Tactic
2. ↑ Long White Coats to be Officially Replaced by Black Fleece Jackets
3. ↑ Ortho Writes Perfect SOAP Note, First No-Worder This Year
4. ↑ July Interns Play Crucial Role During Cardiac Arrest by Whimpering, Sucking Own Thumb
5. ↑ In Cost-Cutting Measure, IV Poles to Be Replaced with Eager Medical Students

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