Difference between revisions of "The Bourne Splenectomy"
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'''''The Bourne Splenectomy''''' continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so. | '''''The Bourne Splenectomy''''' continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so. | ||
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| − | Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass surgeon! | + | Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass [[Surgeon's Knot|surgeon!]] |
Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/surgical-time-estimates/ Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left]</ref> | Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/surgical-time-estimates/ Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left]</ref> | ||
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| + | Dr. Glaucomflecken: Let's all be honest, who ''hasn't'' performed a splenectomy on the roof of a [[Menometrorrhagia|bullet train]] while being shot at by a helicopter. | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:24, 30 September 2016
The Bourne Splenectomy continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so.
Review
Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass surgeon!
Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time![1]
Dr. Glaucomflecken: Let's all be honest, who hasn't performed a splenectomy on the roof of a bullet train while being shot at by a helicopter.
References
