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− | A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!” (Gomerblog)]</ref> | + | A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]]. |
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− | '''Parts of the Colon'''
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− | * Ascending colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the cecum and hepatic flexure (right side of the '''colon''').
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− | * Transverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the hepatic and splenic flexures.
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− | * Inverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' opposite the normal '''colon'''.
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− | * Perverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' that is totally inappropriate and will not be tolerated.
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− | * Adverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' to which the patient is allergic.
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− | * Descending colon - The part the '''colon''' between the splenic flexure and the sigmoid '''colon''' (left side of the '''colon''').
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− | * Sigmoid colon - The part the '''colon''' between the descending '''colon''' and the [[Rectum|rectum]].
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− | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolo_Col%C3%B3n Bartolo Colon] - A 44-year-old Dominican who pitches for the [[Minnesota Twins]].
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− | '''Related Reading'''
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− | * [[Bowel Prep]]
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− | * [[Colonoscopy]]
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− | * [[Exclamation Point]]
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− | * [[Liver Rounds]]
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− | * [[Note Bloat]]
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− | * [[Pros & Cons of a Gastroenterologist]]
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− | * [[Rectal Intubation]]
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− | * [[Rectify]]
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− | * [[Schatzki Ring]]
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− | * [[Sharting]]
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− | * [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Plastic Reacher]
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− | '''Gomerblog References'''
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Revision as of 04:11, 6 October 2016
A colon is a form of punctuation used to represent one's large intestines.