Difference between revisions of "Tylenol (Acetaminophen)"
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'''Tylenol''' is an antiinflammatory that never works for pain, and since [[Percocet]] has '''Tylenol''' in it then [[Percocet]] doesn't work for pain either<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/05/percocet-doesnt-work-for-me/ Commentary: Percocet Doesn’t Work for Me Because It Has Tylenol, and Tylenol Doesn’t Help My Pain]</ref>. In the rare event a patient asks for '''Tylenol''' and is satisfied taking that and only that for pain, that patient deserves a rousing [[Standing Ovation|standing ovation]]. | '''Tylenol''' is an antiinflammatory that never works for pain, and since [[Percocet]] has '''Tylenol''' in it then [[Percocet]] doesn't work for pain either<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/05/percocet-doesnt-work-for-me/ Commentary: Percocet Doesn’t Work for Me Because It Has Tylenol, and Tylenol Doesn’t Help My Pain]</ref>. In the rare event a patient asks for '''Tylenol''' and is satisfied taking that and only that for pain, that patient deserves a rousing [[Standing Ovation|standing ovation]]. | ||
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+ | "It's regular-strength Tylenol, here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and ''throw'' it at her; whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage."<ref>[Scrubs, Season 1: My First Day]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 14:58, 9 October 2016
Tylenol is an antiinflammatory that never works for pain, and since Percocet has Tylenol in it then Percocet doesn't work for pain either[1]. In the rare event a patient asks for Tylenol and is satisfied taking that and only that for pain, that patient deserves a rousing standing ovation.
How to Dose Tylenol According to Dr. Perry Cox'
"It's regular-strength Tylenol, here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her; whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage."[2]
References
- ↑ Commentary: Percocet Doesn’t Work for Me Because It Has Tylenol, and Tylenol Doesn’t Help My Pain
- ↑ [Scrubs, Season 1: My First Day]