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A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!”]</ref>
  
  
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'''Parts of the Colon'''
 
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* Ascending colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the cecum and hepatic flexure (right side of the '''colon''').
 
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* Transverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the hepatic and splenic flexures.
 
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* Inverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' opposite the normal '''colon'''.
 
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* Perverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' that is totally inappropriate and will not be tolerated.
 
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* Adverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' to which the patient is allergic.
 
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* Descending colon - The part the '''colon''' between the splenic flexure and the sigmoid '''colon''' (left side of the '''colon''').
 
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* Sigmoid colon - The part the '''colon''' between the descending '''colon''' and the [[Rectum|rectum]].
 
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolo_Col%C3%B3n Bartolo Colon] - A 44-year-old Dominican who pitches for the [[Minnesota Twins]].
 
  
  
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'''Related Reading'''
 
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* [[Bowel Prep]]
 
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* [[Colonoscopy]]
 
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* [[Exclamation Point]]
 
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* [[Liver Rounds]]
 
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* [[Note Bloat]]
 
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* [[Pros & Cons of a Gastroenterologist]]
 
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* [[Rectal Intubation]]
 
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* [[Rectify]]
 
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* [[Schatzki Ring]]
 
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* [[Sharting]]
 
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* [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Plastic Reacher]
 
  
  
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Revision as of 19:44, 3 December 2016

Colon (punctuation).svg

A colon is a form of punctuation used to represent one's large intestines.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]






References

  1. Jump up ↑ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot
  2. Jump up ↑ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes
  3. Jump up ↑ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon
  4. Jump up ↑ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter
  5. Jump up ↑ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS
  6. Jump up ↑ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus
  7. Jump up ↑ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!”


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