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'''Prometric''' (or '''Prometric Testing''') is a U.S. company that administers many bullsh*t tests to medical professionals, like the [[MCAT]] or [[USMLE]]. '''Prometric''' testing sites are notorious for their strict exit and reentry protocols.
'''How to Exit a Prometric Site'''
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Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the sight. Because getting back into a '''Prometric''' sight is worse than coming through [[Transportation Security Administration|U.S. customs]] after an international flight. Seriously. We implore you. Please stay.
'''How to Reenter a Prometric Site'''
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#'''Say prayer, even if not religious''' - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you.
#'''Provide two passports''' - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps.
#'''Pass retinal scan''' - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know.
#'''Pay $1000 reentry fee''' - Cash only.
#'''Submit blood and urine samples''' - These must be collected by a Prometric agent.
#'''Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women''' - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam.
#'''Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent''' - You can never be too cautious.
#'''Provide another two passports''' - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented.
#'''Reentry colonoscopy''' - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited.
#'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day.
#'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day!
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
'''How to Exit a Prometric Site'''
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Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the sight. Because getting back into a '''Prometric''' sight is worse than coming through [[Transportation Security Administration|U.S. customs]] after an international flight. Seriously. We implore you. Please stay.
'''How to Reenter a Prometric Site'''
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#'''Say prayer, even if not religious''' - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you.
#'''Provide two passports''' - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps.
#'''Pass retinal scan''' - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know.
#'''Pay $1000 reentry fee''' - Cash only.
#'''Submit blood and urine samples''' - These must be collected by a Prometric agent.
#'''Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women''' - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam.
#'''Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent''' - You can never be too cautious.
#'''Provide another two passports''' - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented.
#'''Reentry colonoscopy''' - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited.
#'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day.
#'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day!
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
