Difference between revisions of "Empire State Building"
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''Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology):'' It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/fire-hydrant-priapism/ Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism]</ref> | ''Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology):'' It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/fire-hydrant-priapism/ Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism]</ref> | ||
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+ | ''Dr. Hammersley:'' Everything looks like a giant penis to you. | ||
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+ | ''Dr. Johnson-Peters:'' Well, everything looks like a bone to you! | ||
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+ | ''Dr. Hammersley:'' A boner looks like both. Am I right?! Up top!! | ||
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+ | ''Dr. Johnson-Peters:'' Nice!! | ||
Revision as of 15:08, 1 February 2017
Located in Midtown Manhattan, the Empire State Building is a 102-story building and once was the tallest building in the world.
Comments
Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a femur or a tibia. For that reason, I love the Empire State Building.
Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology): It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.[1]
Dr. Hammersley: Everything looks like a giant penis to you.
Dr. Johnson-Peters: Well, everything looks like a bone to you!
Dr. Hammersley: A boner looks like both. Am I right?! Up top!!
Dr. Johnson-Peters: Nice!!
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