Difference between revisions of "American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons"
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| − | The '''American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons''' (or '''AAOS''') is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods. Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones. | + | The '''American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons''' (or '''AAOS''') is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods. Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/femur-stethoscope/ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref> Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/orthopedic-applicant/ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview]</ref> |
'''Mission Statement''' | '''Mission Statement''' | ||
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| − | To consult the [[Society of Hospital Medicine]] for medical management. | + | To consult the [[Society of Hospital Medicine]] for medical management, to use [[Ancef (Cefazolin)|Ancef]] liberally<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/orthopod-auscultates-ancef-pump/ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump]</ref>, and to explain diastolic heart failure really good.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure]</ref> |
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| + | '''A Note to Non-Orthopods''' | ||
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| + | Please be kind and help your fellow orthopod next time you spot them stuck in a hot van or in a snowbank.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/hot-van/ Unattended Orthopedic Surgeon Left in Hot Van]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/orthopedic-surgeon-snowbank/ Oh No! Orthopedic Surgeon Got Plowed into a Snowbank]</ref> Do not confuse them with arthrpods.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/the-difference-between-an-arthropod-and-an-orthopod/ The Difference Between Arthropods & Orthopods]</ref> And don't forget to say thank you by buying them some pina coladas.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 08:18, 5 February 2017
The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (or AAOS) is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods. Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.[1][2][3][4] Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.[5]
Mission Statement
To consult the Society of Hospital Medicine for medical management, to use Ancef liberally[6], and to explain diastolic heart failure really good.[7]
A Note to Non-Orthopods
Please be kind and help your fellow orthopod next time you spot them stuck in a hot van or in a snowbank.[8][9] Do not confuse them with arthrpods.[10] And don't forget to say thank you by buying them some pina coladas.[11]
References
- ↑ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope
- ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
- ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums
- ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
- ↑ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview
- ↑ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump
- ↑ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure
- ↑ Unattended Orthopedic Surgeon Left in Hot Van
- ↑ Oh No! Orthopedic Surgeon Got Plowed into a Snowbank
- ↑ The Difference Between Arthropods & Orthopods
- ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
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