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− | '''Sh*tbit''' is a fitness device worn around the nonwiping wrist that helps provide real-time data on one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|bowel habits]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/bowel-movement-tracker/ Fitbit Releases Sh*tbit, The Revolutionary New Bowel Movement Tracker]</ref> Released in November 2015, '''Sh*tbit''' has already outsold its parent device, the Fitbit, and has led to the revolution of bowel fitness regimens.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/crosssht-program-bowels/ Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program]</ref> | + | '''Sh*tbit''' is a fitness device worn around the nonwiping wrist that helps provide real-time data on one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|bowel habits]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/bowel-movement-tracker/ Fitbit Releases Sh*tbit, The Revolutionary New Bowel Movement Tracker (Gomerblog)]</ref> Released in November 2015, '''Sh*tbit''' has already outsold its parent device, the Fitbit, and has led to the revolution of bowel fitness regimens.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/crosssht-program-bowels/ Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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+ | - [[Brain Fart]] | ||
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+ | - [[BRBPR]] | ||
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+ | - [[Colonoscopy]] | ||
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+ | - [[Flip One's Sh*t]] | ||
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+ | - [[Morning Poop]] | ||
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+ | - [[Rectal Intubation]] | ||
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+ | - [[Unleaded Gas]] | ||
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+ | - [[What's brown and sounds like a bell?]] | ||
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+ | - [[What if I try to fart and it turns out I poop my pants instead?]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:23, 9 July 2017
Sh*tbit is a fitness device worn around the nonwiping wrist that helps provide real-time data on one's bowel habits.[1] Released in November 2015, Sh*tbit has already outsold its parent device, the Fitbit, and has led to the revolution of bowel fitness regimens.[2]
Related Reading
- BRBPR
- What's brown and sounds like a bell?
- What if I try to fart and it turns out I poop my pants instead?
References