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| − | + | The '''Amazon Stress Test''' is another member of the Amazon cardiac series: a cloud-based, wireless stress test. The '''Amazon Stress Test''' goes by the name Andrea and is the sister to [[Amazon Echocardiogram|Amazon Echo's Alexa]] and [[Amazon Electrocardiogram|Amazon ECG's Alyssa]]. | |
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| − | ''"Andrea, can we still do the test even though I wasn't NPO after midnight?"'' | + | ''"Andrea, can we still do the test even though I wasn't [http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/patient-starving/ NPO after midnight]?"'' |
''"Andrea, are your sisters Alexa and Alyssa single?"'' | ''"Andrea, are your sisters Alexa and Alyssa single?"'' | ||
Latest revision as of 18:56, 7 February 2017
The Amazon Stress Test is another member of the Amazon cardiac series: a cloud-based, wireless stress test. The Amazon Stress Test goes by the name Andrea and is the sister to Amazon Echo's Alexa and Amazon ECG's Alyssa.
Common Orders for Amazon Stress Test
"Andrea, how do you calculate my maximum heart rate?"
"Andrea, can I bribe you to give me a negative result?"
"Andrea, can we still do the test even though I wasn't NPO after midnight?"
"Andrea, are your sisters Alexa and Alyssa single?"
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