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| + | '''Organ donation''' refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/organ-samples/ Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)]</ref> Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes. | ||
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| + | #Opt-in - Opt-in '''organ donation''' requires that donors specifically sign up to donate sousaphones, trumpets, etc. Opt-in is found in the United States. | ||
| + | #Opt-out - Opt-out '''organ donation''' rests on presumed consent in which everyone is a donor of music instruments unless they opt-out. Opt-out is found in Spain and France. | ||
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| + | Donating organs is fine, but think twice before donating your body to science; it's such a hassle for scientists.<ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/what-hassle-man-donated-his-body-science-and-now-s-6536?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=ClickHole_Weekly_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=&utm_term= What A Hassle: This Man Donated His Body To Science And Now Scientists Feel All Obligated To Do Something With It (ClickHole)]</ref> | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:50, 14 September 2017
Organ donation refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.[1][2] Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes.
Types of Organ Donation
There are two main types of organ donation:
- Opt-in - Opt-in organ donation requires that donors specifically sign up to donate sousaphones, trumpets, etc. Opt-in is found in the United States.
- Opt-out - Opt-out organ donation rests on presumed consent in which everyone is a donor of music instruments unless they opt-out. Opt-out is found in Spain and France.
Gomerpedia Tip
Donating organs is fine, but think twice before donating your body to science; it's such a hassle for scientists.[3]
Read More
References
- ↑ Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)
- ↑ What A Hassle: This Man Donated His Body To Science And Now Scientists Feel All Obligated To Do Something With It (ClickHole)
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