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''Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?''
''Patient (removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.''
''Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?''