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'''Gomerpedia''' is a terribly-inaccurate online medical dictionary. '''Gomerpedia''' is a satirical wikipedia site. '''Gomerpedia''' is a pronoun. | '''Gomerpedia''' is a terribly-inaccurate online medical dictionary. '''Gomerpedia''' is a satirical wikipedia site. '''Gomerpedia''' is a pronoun. | ||
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You may laugh and you may cry. If you cry and it's due to laughter, that's a good thing. If you cry for other reasons, please seek medical attention. And if you seek medical attention, be prepared to be admitted since someone's gonna check a troponin and it'll be elevated. Then you'll need a stress test, which will be delayed because you ate something instead of remaining NPO. Why would you do that? Then your stress test is equivocal leading to a cardiac cath. All of this happened because you cried for the wrong reasons. | You may laugh and you may cry. If you cry and it's due to laughter, that's a good thing. If you cry for other reasons, please seek medical attention. And if you seek medical attention, be prepared to be admitted since someone's gonna check a troponin and it'll be elevated. Then you'll need a stress test, which will be delayed because you ate something instead of remaining NPO. Why would you do that? Then your stress test is equivocal leading to a cardiac cath. All of this happened because you cried for the wrong reasons. | ||
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Bottom line: Laughter is the best medicine. Especially if the pharmacy's already closed. | Bottom line: Laughter is the best medicine. Especially if the pharmacy's already closed. | ||
Revision as of 09:22, 12 September 2016
Gomerpedia is a terribly-inaccurate online medical dictionary. Gomerpedia is a satirical wikipedia site. Gomerpedia is a pronoun.
You may laugh and you may cry. If you cry and it's due to laughter, that's a good thing. If you cry for other reasons, please seek medical attention. And if you seek medical attention, be prepared to be admitted since someone's gonna check a troponin and it'll be elevated. Then you'll need a stress test, which will be delayed because you ate something instead of remaining NPO. Why would you do that? Then your stress test is equivocal leading to a cardiac cath. All of this happened because you cried for the wrong reasons.
Bottom line: Laughter is the best medicine. Especially if the pharmacy's already closed.
