Difference between revisions of "Wine"

From Gomerpedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:Red Wine at Dinner.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]
+
[[File:Red Wine at Dinner.jpg|400px|thumb|right]]
  
'''Wine''' is a magical alcoholic beverage made from fermented grapes to help medical providers cope.
+
'''Wine''' is a magical alcoholic beverage made from winemakers stepping on grapes all in the name of helping medical professionals cope.
  
  
Line 22: Line 22:
 
----
 
----
 
It is generally best to pair white '''wines''' with milder forms of notes such as [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/alternate-co-signatures/ co-signatures] and brief op notes.  For longer and bolder notes like [[Progress Note|progress notes]] or [[Discharge Summary|discharge summaries]], we recommend red '''wines''' like a nice Bordeaux, Cabernet Sauvignon, or Barolo.  
 
It is generally best to pair white '''wines''' with milder forms of notes such as [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/alternate-co-signatures/ co-signatures] and brief op notes.  For longer and bolder notes like [[Progress Note|progress notes]] or [[Discharge Summary|discharge summaries]], we recommend red '''wines''' like a nice Bordeaux, Cabernet Sauvignon, or Barolo.  
 +
 +
 +
'''Related Topics'''
 +
----
 +
* [[Alcohol (Song)]]
 +
* [[Beer Belly]]
 +
* [[Caput Medusae]]
 +
* [[Get Hammered]]
 +
* [[Gin and Tonic-Clonic Seizures]]
  
  

Revision as of 09:57, 19 July 2017

Red Wine at Dinner.jpg

Wine is a magical alcoholic beverage made from winemakers stepping on grapes all in the name of helping medical professionals cope.


Uses


Wine is made to consumed in order to make problems go away. In a 2015 landmark study, red wine "in moderation is good for you, while in excess is absolutely freaking amazing."[1] White wine has not been specifically studied. However, the results of this study were extrapolated to include white wines and heck even beer and hard liquor too. Though wine is almost always made for consumption, there is the case of one hospital in Mill Valley, California where wine is used as a skin prep before surgery.[2] Currently, studies are undergoing at this same hospital studying the effect of wine as an anesthetic, anxiolytic, and pain reliever. Early results of these studies are promising but won't be available until 2017.


Pairing Wine with Food


Sure, you can do this, but it's way more fun to pair wine with patients. See next section.


Pairing Wine with Patients


For a complete guide on the best pairings of wine and patients, please refer to Gomerblog's "Tips: What Wine Pairs Well with Patients & Helps Me Cope with Them?"


Pairing Wine with Notes


It is generally best to pair white wines with milder forms of notes such as co-signatures and brief op notes. For longer and bolder notes like progress notes or discharge summaries, we recommend red wines like a nice Bordeaux, Cabernet Sauvignon, or Barolo.


Related Topics



References


  1. Study: Red Wine in Moderation Good, in Excess Freaking Amazing
  2. VIP Treatment Offers Merlot, Pinot Noir as Surgical Prep


Fun Stuff

Try a random entry.
Push me button.jpg
OR 
this post with your friends


Random Gomerpedia Entries



Need More Gomer?