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Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the Krebs cycle and brachial plexus.^[1][2] As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' soliloquys can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a supply closet and throw away the key.

Other Things The Snout Might Talk About That We Don't Want to Hear About

1. Acid-base disorders
2. Amino acids
3. Gluconeogenesis
4. Her personal life
5. Oxidative phosphorylation^[3]
6. Renal tubular acidosis
7. Requests for letters of recommendation
8. Glucose-alanine cycle
9. The Michaelis-Menten equation
10. Einthoven's hendecagon

Recent Developments

On March 2, 2017, Gomerpedia has heard rumor that Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is entertaining a tattoo of the Krebs cycle on her chest.

References

1. ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
2. ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle
3. ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now

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