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'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock'''
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#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
#In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>