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| − | + | A '''magic cat''' is a prognostic cat maintained in a longterm care facility that has developed the ability to detect which resident is next to punch out. The '''magic cat''' indicates the selection of the patient by large amounts of closeness and cuddling. When the '''magic cat''' is effective, the dying patient is alarmed by the nonstop attention. Of note, '''magic cats''' tend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling your clean hands with their snout. | |
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Revision as of 15:42, 12 September 2016
A magic cat is a prognostic cat maintained in a longterm care facility that has developed the ability to detect which resident is next to punch out. The magic cat indicates the selection of the patient by large amounts of closeness and cuddling. When the magic cat is effective, the dying patient is alarmed by the nonstop attention. Of note, magic cats tend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling your clean hands with their snout.
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