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The American Society of Anesthesiologists (or ASA) is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of table draping and Sudoku play.[1][2]


Mission Statement

To scratch any itches[3], raise any tables[4], and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.[5]


References

  1. Jump up ↑ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR?
  2. Jump up ↑ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3
  3. Jump up ↑ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations
  4. Jump up ↑ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes
  5. Jump up ↑ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons


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