American Society of Anesthesiologists
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The American Society of Anesthesiologists (or ASA) is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of table draping and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").[1][2]
Mission Statement
To scratch any itches[3], raise any tables[4], and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.[5]
References
- ↑ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR?
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3
- ↑ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations
- ↑ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons
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