Computer Keyboard
From Gomerpedia
In a hospital or clinic, a computer keyboard is that broken thing directly below your crappy computer's screen and just to the left of that stupid mouse, which has most but not all of the letters of the alphabet, a questionably sticky Space bar, and a missing Enter key. Its primary function is to make it impossible to complete all of your notes in a timely fashion. According to most health care providers and nurses in particular, the computer keyboard is in fact a "worthless piece of shit."
