Bedside Komodo Dragon
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A bedside Komodo dragon (also known as Varanus komodoensis bedsidis) is a large species of lizard found at a patient's bedside. Whereas a bedside commode helps a hospitalized patient by shortening the distance between the bed and bathroom, a bedside Komodo dragon helps a hospitalized patient by shortening the distance between the bed and Indonesia, which is where Komodo dragons are found.