Moscato d'Asti
From Gomerpedia
Moscato d'Asti is best summarized from this most excellent article, GomerBlog's "Tips: What Wine Pairs Well with Patients & Helps Me Cope with Them?"[1]:
The light, sweet, fizzy, and crisp nature of Moscato d’Asti has a delightful and pleasant way of pairing with cute little old ladies. If you thought your LOLs were cute and adorable now, imagine how much more so when you have a glass or two of Moscato d’Asti; they will become an absolute HOOT!!! Another tip: Moscato d’Asti also goes incredibly well with spicy and improper patients, as the sweetness of the wine cuts through their nonsense and BS.
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