Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.[1] A refrigerator is a much better option.[2]
Additional Reading
- Arugula
- Bacon
References
- ↑ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts'
- ↑ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved
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