Placenta
Placenta, also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The placenta throw will be one of the new events at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.[1] In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.[2][3][4]
More Delicious Things
- Ackbar Test
- Almond Milk
- Baby Aspirin
- Baby Shower
- Childbirth
- Mediterranean Diet
- Pregnancy Test
- Subterranean Diet
References
- ↑ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)